I want to be a candy pimp

I love Halloween. I love to spread the joy of candy to all the young ones!
Start um' out young to appreciate quality chocolates and candies. :)
I don't think my condo is an area where kids go door to door so I don't think I can pass out candy here. I thought about going home to do it but it's on a weekday. I don't know anyone who has a house or lives in a neighborhood where kids go trick or treating..so I'm pretty much SOL on the passing out of candy. I had some glimmer of home when I got an email asking for volunteers for the Halloween city event. I went to their website to sign up as a volunteer but all they wanted were people to put together tables and take them apart. The closest chance I'll get to passing out candy is in two year when Halloween is on a weekend and I can go home to do it. hehehe. until then, the candy is all mine.