you never truly realize how weird and abnormal you are until you notice that half of the things you want to say, you can't say to the average human being. when you censor yourself 80% of the time.

welcome to normal, freak.

I'm so hungry right now. I'm waiting for Jeremy to get into town. He was running late from a doctor's appointment. We're suppsed to celebrate his birthday this weekend. He doesn't know it, but I got together a few of our close friends to go out tomorrow night. hehehe. I hope he doesn't mind.
I gotz him lots of presents. He'll want to open them tonight but I'm going to make him wait till tomorrow. mwhahahahahaha. cuz i'm evil like that.